Our Xmas eve tradition: gorging ourselves on pierogies...
Traditionally it's done at my grandmom's house, but obviously that's a lot farther these days than over the river and through the woods. Instead, Borscht, Vodka, and Tears has to suffice.
How did people live before the Internet? Within seconds I was able to learn that it's harmless, often causeless, and will likely go away within ten days.