Saturday, September 23, 2006

Recommended reading. You wouldn't think something written in 1889 would still be funny. I'm halfway through Jerome K. Jerome's "Three Men in a Boat". Here's a excerpt, where he's talking about his hypochondria:


In the present instance, going back to the liver-pill circular, I had the symptoms, beyond all mistake, the chief among them being "a general disinclination to work of any kind."

What I suffer in that way no tongue can tell. From my earliest infancy I have been a martyr to it. As a boy, the disease hardly ever left me for a day. They did not know, then, that it was my liver. Medical science was in a far less advanced state than now, and they used to put it down to laziness.

"Why, you skulking little devil, you," they would say, "get up and do something for your living, can't you?"--not knowing, of course, that I was ill.

And they didn't give me pills; they gave me clumps on the side of the head. And, strange as it may appear, those clumps on the head often cured me--for the time being. I have known one clump on the head have more effect upon my liver, and make me feel more anxious to go straight away then and there, and do what was wanted to be done, without further loss of time, than a whole box of pills does now.

You know, it often is so--those simple, old-fashioned remedies are sometimes more efficacious than all the dispensary stuff.


And the beauty of books that are this old is that the copyright has run out and you can read them online.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Soccer season is over, save for a few cup games and one-offs. Great season as we finished as the strongest team in the league. I ran the numbers today, and the last half of the season went like this:














teamPlayedWinsDrawsLostGlsGls AgnstPts
MIDDLE PARK FC 9 8 0 1 23 10 24
vermont 9 7 2 0 42 7 23
south port utd 10 7 2 1 38 8 23
caulfield cougars 10 5 2 3 39 15 17
kooyong jfc 9 5 1 3 31 29 16
carringbush 9 4 2 3 23 15 14
marcellin eagles 9 4 1 5 21 14 13
olympiakos east kew 9 4 1 4 25 22 13
kew deaf united 8 3 0 5 21 40 9
highlander united 8 1 0 7 5 37 3
port melbourne 11 1 0 10 8 53 3
oakleigh series 9 0 1 8 8 26 1

We were pretty near unstoppable for that stretch. Pity the season was longer than just that though.

Kudos to the doctor who fixed up my hip so well! Pretty much a complete recovery, aside from a strange out-of-whack feeling occasionally when I ride my bike. It'll still be nice to take a week off and let my feet and calves recover.