I should've enjoyed tonight's Monday Night Football game more -- I'm a big Eagles fan, and I watched the game with two friends who are fans of the Redskins. The Eagles walked all over them. But it's no fun to trash talk opposing fans who are going, "We suck. We just suck."

We're all in a football pool together. Right now, I'm doing marginally better than a person flipping a coin would do, overall.

We left before the big excitement. Apparently the cops in the stands used pepper spray to break up a fight, and the game was suspended for five minutes. Viva America!